Hoffalump, Our Hero

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 12/17/2017 at 10:17 • Filed to: Hoffalump, Don't Hassel The Hoff, David Hasselhoff, Puffalump, Puffalopnik

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On second thought, this mustache might be a little big.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader 12/17/2017 at 10:49

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Is there really such thing as a mustache being too big?

Agrajag > Stef Schrader 12/17/2017 at 10:56

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Maybe they should offer it as a kitt.

Urambo Tauro > Stef Schrader 12/17/2017 at 11:15

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Don’t worry, with the latest in digital technology from Warner Brothers, we can get rid of that pesky mustache for you. No one will ever notice.

wafflesnfalafel > Stef Schrader 12/17/2017 at 11:37

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I think that’s a pretty good look for him as he gets older - needs to give his stylist a big bonus

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Stef Schrader 12/17/2017 at 11:50

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“Hoffalump”

What, is it going to disappear under mysterious circumstances and inspire decades of rumors about where its body is?

Your boy, BJR > Stef Schrader 12/17/2017 at 12:04

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Mustache Ben approves of this content.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 12/17/2017 at 12:19

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Nope.

boredalways > Stef Schrader 12/17/2017 at 12:38

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Stef Schrader 12/17/2017 at 13:42

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I hear that hoffalump is a big music star in Germany.

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 12/17/2017 at 14:11

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puff_irl

Stef Schrader > Urambo Tauro 12/17/2017 at 15:09

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That’s disturbing but I love it.

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 12/17/2017 at 15:09

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Maaaaaaybe when it makes Puff fall on his face.

Stef Schrader > Your boy, BJR 12/17/2017 at 15:09

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EXCELLENT.

Stef Schrader > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/17/2017 at 15:10

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Nah.

He may or may not put his butt on the sand in a futile attempt to live out his Baywatch dreams, though.

Stef Schrader > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/17/2017 at 15:11

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PUFFA CHAKKA PUFFA PUFFA

E90M3 > Stef Schrader 12/17/2017 at 22:33

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Gotta rock that sweet mustache.

Chariotoflove > Stef Schrader 12/18/2017 at 13:50

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Just watched the Hoff doing a lap on episode one of The Grand Tour last night. I honestly think having your Puffs racing for times on that track would be more interesting. You should have their agent call Clarkson, et al.